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db good [12:06]
db man I'm craving... junk food.. I don't know if my body tries to tell me something [12:07]
db "being fat is OK" or something like that [12:07]
selckin its telling you, we used to go weeks without food, you want to die, fatten up [12:10]
selckin +dont [12:10]
db that just means that human hasn't adapted to primarily dying of heart disease yet [12:14]
db maybe that's good. we're prepared for WWIII and nuclear winter [12:15]
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ricky_clarkson No real need to adapt to heart disease as it generally happens after peak reproductive age. [01:05]
ricky_clarkson Grandparents are probably not even advantageous these days, as they probably live somewhere else and don't help look after the kids anyway. [01:06]
db that's probably not true for the vast majority of mankind. [01:13]
ricky_clarkson Americas and Europe, I think it's mostly true. China - 4 grandparents per child, sounds more like a burden. India, Africa, I can see grandparents being useful there. [01:21]
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selckin why can't word just fucking die [03:09]
sonOfRa moaning [03:14]
Faux munging [03:15]
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Faux Sped up something to the point that it's fast enough that it's finding race conditions in other people's stuff. Obviously this is my fault / problem. :( [04:58]
selckin know the feeling :( [04:59]
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selckin PS5 won't really have any games worth getting at launch [05:51]
selckin seems kinda strange, is it always like this? never really got consoles [05:51]
selckin a remaster at full price from 2009 game, and marvel spiderman, all the rest is later [05:52]
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sonOfRa Just spent 2 hours figuring out why the fuck my secrets weren't working in kubernetes [06:18]
sonOfRa forgot that --from-file=key=filename does not strip the trailing EOL from the file that every editor inserts [06:18]
selckin ( [06:19]
sonOfRa Seriously, why doesn't it strip those? Literally all sane editors will add an additional newline to your file when saving, even if it already ends with an empty line [06:22]
sonOfRa It's not like that line is part of the *content* you want [06:22]
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sonOfRa Oh, we have the first (that I know of) case of a negligent homicide investigation into a hospital in germany after a ransomware attack. Patient died because she had to be transported after a ransomware attack made it impossible for her to be treated at the hospital [07:09]
Faux oo [07:11]
sonOfRa Rumor is the vector was shitrix, which has had patches available for quite some time now [07:15]
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selckin link? [07:22]
db [07:26]
sonOfRa Error: UPGRADE FAILED: cannot patch "service" with kind Deployment: v1.Deployment.Spec: v1.DeploymentSpec.Template: v1.PodTemplateSpec.Spec: v1.PodSpec.Containers: []v1.Container: v1.Container.Env: []v1.EnvVar: v1.EnvVar.Value: ReadString: expects " or n, but found 3, error found in #10 byte of ...|,"value":30}],"image|..., bigger context ...|RING_TASK_EXECUTION_POOL_QUEUE_CAPACITY","value":30}],"image":"nexus:5043/cps/service|... I just [07:28]
sonOfRa *love* helm error messages. [07:28]
sonOfRa So incredibly helpful. [07:28]
selckin same dramatic language in the google translate [07:28]
Faux sonOfRa: I understand that. ("Your env var in your container is a numeric literal, expecting quoted string or null.") [07:31]
Faux Better than "parse error" like you'd get from node. [07:31]
sonOfRa "30" still the same error, because fuck yaml. In the values.yml it's 30 or "30", doesn't matter, but because it's a kube environment variable, it's gotta be a string [07:32]
sonOfRa so {{ .Values.queueCapacity | quote }}. Because apparently helm is like "30"? Oh I know that's a number, fuck you! [07:32]
Faux Har har. [07:33]
jink ron: Thanks! :D [07:38]
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freeone3000 I am convinced that helm is the most useless of all kubernetes tools. [09:17]
Faux Except for the rest? [09:17]
freeone3000 kubectl is good! [09:17]
Faux no [09:29]
Faux We have a channel at work where everything must be in block caps. Obviously URLs are a problem. .. need to think of a URL safe but also kinda readable way to pack that. [09:31]
Faux Faux's title: "The Shamen - Ebeneezer Goode (1992)" [09:31]
freeone3000 Faux, You can legally hex-encode any character, even printable ones! [09:31]
Faux watch -> _5WASCH; WATCH -> -5WATCH? [09:31]
Faux I'm happy to run a proxy. [09:31]
Faux To get a better UX. [09:32]
freeone3000 sure, do it the hard way :P [09:32]
Faux Could use a base 36 encoding with unambiguous length for the prefix length. [09:33]
freeone3000 I bought something unnecessary: [09:36]
db Faux: why do you have a channel where everything must be in caps? [09:36]
Faux Stress relief. [09:37]
db ok [09:37]
Faux [09:37]
fovid-19 have they announced the new name yet [10:15]
freeone3000 fovid-19, Yes. "Washington Football Team". [10:15]
fovid-19 you're kidding [10:16]
Faux Heh, no, that's the joke. [10:16]
freeone3000 That's their official store, containing their official merch, with the branding that they'll be using for the 2020 season. [10:16]
freeone3000 which is why it's $30 for a t-shirt [10:17]
fovid-19 i mean [10:19]
fovid-19 most t shirts i look at are $20-40 at full price. [10:19]
Faux Yeah, but you're wrong. [10:19]
freeone3000 You pay too much for t-shirts. [10:19]
fovid-19 i dont buy them at full price. [10:19]
freeone3000 Then does full price really exist? [10:19]
fovid-19 yes [10:19]
freeone3000 I think that's some JC Penny nonsense. [10:19]
fovid-19 i mean, i dont shop there [10:20]
Faux I know people who ordered a 3080 from an hour ago. [10:20]
fovid-19 ^ [10:20]
fovid-19 i know people who are buying an xbox at launch! [10:20]
freeone3000 3080 kind of makes sense. I planned on getting one but not enough to build a bot scraper to buy one at launch. [10:21]
freeone3000 ah. probably should have, some are selling for $13k on ebay [10:22]
sonOfRa <3 spring integration is *somehow* leaving a filehandle open, despite closing all the sessions we can, so we can't delete leftover files because this sftp server is windows and you can't delete open files. YAY [10:22]
fovid-19 spoiler alert: they're not actually selling for 13k [10:23]
freeone3000 what, would people simply drive up bid prices with 42 sock accounts in order to create artifically inflated demand, in order to drive sales to their identical listings at "only" $1.5k with 0 bids? [10:24]
fovid-19 go on the internet and lie? [10:24]
freeone3000 (seriously it's exactly 42, for like 10 bids, it's like some important number or something) [10:24]
fovid-19 blaze it. [10:25]
ron morning [10:25]
fovid-19 "Up to 50% off work-ready styles" [10:26]
fovid-19 erm, i have some alarming news for you, j-crew [10:26]
freeone3000 I have some very bad news for you, too. Some offices are enforcing dress codes. [10:27]
fovid-19 ..... at home? [10:29]
freeone3000 Yes. [10:29]
fovid-19 i mean i guess if you're zooming with clients but like [10:29]
ron good luck enforcing dress codes on me... I go nude at home. [10:29]
fovid-19 are these dress codes more than "please have pants on and make sure we can't see your nipples"? [10:29]
freeone3000 One of my friends who does web-based customer support for a mobile game must wear business casual. [10:30]
sonOfRa I've literally been wearing my bright yellow homer simpson sweatpants because I cba to put on less comfortable pants [10:30]
fovid-19 i know a member of my team doesnt switch on his camera at standup because he's shirtless [10:30]
sonOfRa Nobody cares anymore [10:30]
ron sonOfRa: pic [10:30]
fovid-19 ron: pic [10:31]
ron fovid-19: nothing to see [10:31]
fovid-19 sonOfRa its still super hot here so i'm in shorts most of the time. [10:31]
sonOfRa ron: [10:32]
sonOfRa sonOfRa's title: "Shared album - Simon Levermann - Google Photos" [10:32]
sonOfRa fovid-19: they're quite light and have good airflow :D [10:32]
ron omg I love it [10:32]
fovid-19 same tbh [10:32]
sonOfRa I do too. One of my most priced possessions. It was a christmas gift from my host family in the US when I was on exchange there in 08/09 [10:33]
ron aaaaw [10:33]
fovid-19 i dont think i've worn anything with buttons at home since.... er. april? [10:34]
selckin protip skip intellij 2020.2 [10:35]
Faux Been running it since the auto updater installed it! [10:35]
selckin it keeps forgetting to compile stuff, have to rebuild full project and/or restart [10:36]
ron just got a happy anniversary (why) email from my mobile carrier, and apparently I use 0.7GB data a month. no unlimited plan for me. [10:36]
selckin data is stupid expensive, only turn on mobile for maps or payments, or quick twitter when waiting somewhere, else it stays off [10:37]
Faux I don't leave the house. [10:37]
ron depends on where [10:38]
ron in Israel, one of the carriers (just as an example) offers 5000 minutes talk, 5000 text messages and 200GB for roughly $10.5. [10:40]
ron a month, that is. [10:40]
Faux Sick. [10:41]
selckin 10$/m gets you 1GB here [10:41]
selckin and 150minutes [10:41]
ron if you want to pay less, ike $9/m, then you go down to 150GB. [10:41]
selckin you don't even get 200Gb/month on 500mbit cable [10:41]
ron that's why open wifi networks in Israel are not as common because nobody cares. [10:41]
selckin after 150GBB you're a big user and get throttles unless you pay more [10:42]
Faux Plus, I've seen the quality of fixed line internet in Israel. [10:42]
Faux Here $15/mo gets you 2GB on a reliable carrier or 15GB on an unreliable one; but $30/mo will get you 60GB (reliable) / "unlimited" (unreliable). [10:42]
ron it's just stupid cheap in Israel [10:43]
ron like, probably the only thing that's actually cheap. [10:43]
selckin for 30$/month you get unlimited! with a big asterix next to it (After 20 GB, you?ll surf at reduced speeds (512 kbps)) [10:44]
Faux Haha, my provider has all kinds of made up plans. [10:44]
Faux 13 for 250MB, 16 for 1GB, 20 for 100GB. [10:45]
ron since I don't leave home now, it really doesn't matter [10:45]
Faux 19 for 3GB. [10:45]
ron and I recently got on the city's internet fiber, which is pretty damn awesome [10:45]
Faux Wait, are you in Israel, ron? I thought you were in fod. [10:46]
ron no, I'm not in Israel [10:46]
Faux Phew. [10:46]
Faux f for lockdowns [10:46]
ron and if anything, fod is in me [10:46]
ron ? [10:46]
Faux ? [10:46]
ron Faux: yeah, but you probably know tomorrow's a very big holiday and I wish I could spend it with my family :-/ [10:46]
ron I know technically with the lockdown I couldn't have but still. [10:47]
Faux Yeah, the party at work looked pretty good. But everyone is busy crying about having to see their kids again. [10:47]
ron lol [10:47]
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deepy For $50 a month I get unlimited 4g at full speed, unlimited calls and texts within the country [01:05]
deepy The only downside is that after I use 20GB I have to answer a text saying "more please" [01:05]
sonOfRa I upgraded to a non shit plan recently and I get 10GB for ~30? [01:30]
sonOfRa Whatever I don't use rolls over into the next month [01:30]
sonOfRa And they zero-rate music streaming, but that might stop soon because the EU doesn't like that [01:31]
fovid-19 i dont understand, are we doing the Fod and Ron show again? [01:33]
ron no [01:35]
fovid-19 oh, but i got my costume out of the closet. [01:36]
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sonOfRa fovid-19's out of the closet??? [01:38]
sonOfRa Congrats! [01:38]
tang^ yay! [01:39]
freeone3000 zero rating is inherently noncompetitive [01:39]
sonOfRa freeone3000: ah but we actually pretend to have net neutrality regulations [01:39]
freeone3000 right. and zero-rating is a clear violation. it's not neutral since some are *not* zero-rated [01:40]
freeone3000 you can't have a base price of $0 and then charge $0.113 for everybody who isn't on a short list of providers [01:40]
sonOfRa So you're technically allowed to do zero-rating (as in not count certain traffic), but if you actively *slow down* traffic after the regular traffic is over the line, you *also* have to slow down the zero rated [01:40]
freeone3000 that sounds like some-rating [01:52]
sonOfRa dreamreal: who was the biggest knight at arthur's round table? Sir Cumference, he got that way because he ate all the Pi [02:14]
dreamreal sonOfRa: hahahaha [02:14]
dreamreal sonOfRa ++ [02:14]
dreamreal sonofra has a karma level of 211, dreamreal [02:14]
dreamreal "who's ence? She must be REALLY hot." [02:15]
fovid-19 oh well done. [02:15]
sonOfRa D [02:15]
ricky_clarkson Math Dad Jokes [02:15]
fovid-19 It's not a dad bod, it's a father figure. [02:15]
dreamreal spologizes [02:15]
fovid-19 sort of a dad joke but nieligible due to language: Why did one tampon not talk to the other tampon? They were both stuck up c***s. [02:16]
sonOfRa hah [02:17]
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dreamreal ron: in case I don't get a chance tomorrow: l'shana tova [02:35]
freeone3000 If I were looking for remotes that I packed when I moved into this place: Where should I look? [03:35]
dreamreal couch [03:36]
Faux Kitchen. [03:39]
fovid-19 Buttholes [03:55]
fovid-19 seriously: any shoeboxes with media or cables or small gadgets. [03:56]
fovid-19 This is why I took an inventory of every box I packed. [03:56]
ricky_clarkson freeone3000: You find a smartphone app that can replace it, or order a new control. [04:10]
ricky_clarkson When your new one arrives, you'll find the original. [04:10]
fovid-19 or enable CEC and use a different remote. [04:11]
freeone3000 CEC is not a thing I've heard of. [04:13]
freeone3000 I actually was looking into ordering a Logitech Harmony. [04:14]
freeone3000 Ah! The thing that lets HDMI turn on your TV. No, the TV I use in this room doesn't support it, because I bought it for $100 on clearance. [04:15]
freeone3000 or at least, it doesn't auto-power-on when I power on the PS4, which is the only device whose remote I do have. [04:21]
ricky_clarkson I can control my TV using the Android TV app, but it doesn't let HDMI turn itself on, which presumably is a more basic feature.. [04:23]
Faux I intentionally bought a Samswang TV because I thought it would have acceptable software and acceptable mobile apps. It has absolutely not got those things. [04:28]
freeone3000 I bought the cheapest TV I could find because I wanted a display panel with absolutely no brains, and oh boy, did it deliver. [04:28]
Faux Heh, the app is discontinued. [04:29]
Faux It's unclear if there is a replacement. [04:29]
freeone3000 nope gotta buy a new tv [04:30]
Faux > 2017 M6100 - Not supported in Argentina, Brazil [04:31]
Faux What a bunch of penises. [04:33]
tang^ yeah, I'll avoid Samsung just because of the "smart" software [04:33]
Faux You can't not buy a smart tv anymore. [04:35]
tang^ not new anyway [04:35]
Faux So it's not worth complaining about. Ours plays netflix and youtube and dlna (x264) fine. [04:35]
tang^ I tried playing Netflix off one... kept disconnecting my account so I disconnected its network [04:37]
tang^ and never bothered again [04:37]
freeone3000 while digging through the closet where I put the stuff I would unpack "sometime later", I came across my suitcase, which had a labelmaker printed on it with "PILLOWS TV REMOTE". In this, I found an unopened letter letting me know of my tax instalment requirements, my book on how to learn guitar, my labelmaker (...yes, I had already bought a new one), and THE REMOTES [04:37]
freeone3000 the pillows were not present [04:37]
tang^ probably eaten by the labelmaker [04:39]
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fovid-19 alright. My car has plates now. I think I?m officially a Coloradan. [09:23]
tang^ oh dear [09:24]
fovid-19 Oh? [09:39]
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db morning [10:01]