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puppy_za morning [12:56]
db morning [01:20]
puppy_za morning db [01:21]
puppy_za or afternoon, rather [01:21]
KekSi 'morning [01:32]
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Faux oh no [02:05]
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KekSi i feel like shit.. throat has been sore every morning for a week, sinuses clogged up, more tinnitus and hearing somehow coming and going.. [02:16]
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Faux ( [02:21]
KekSi we have so many end-of-year things going on though i can't really just stay home :( [02:24]
Faux You can do whatever the fuck you want, KekSi. [02:31]
puppy_za hi KekSi [02:32]
KekSi heyoo [02:50]
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sonOfRa https://xkcd.com/2228/ hah [03:28]
sonOfRa sonOfRa's title: "xkcd: Machine Learning Captcha" [03:28]
db hehe [03:29]
Faux That most recent what-if is so good. [03:30]
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KekSi t worst, your hands and the surface of the pole will both be converted into exciting new forms of matter[...] hehe [03:43]
Bombe Goddammit. :/ [03:47]
Bombe Colleague 1 creates an interface, colleague 2 tells them in code review to add javadoc, C1 adds ?basic attributes of Thing?, I add that this tells us nothing about Thing, he replaces it with ?Is the interface and defines minimal methods for classes which implements the Thing.? [03:47]
Bombe I want competent colleagues? :( [03:47]
Faux Was trying to talk one of our more competent people into not quitting yesterday, they said that they have never worked anywhere with such low standards, and are used to being the useless one, not one of the "more competent" people. [03:55]
[twisti] weeee, my colleague managed to shred the only prod db that our automated backup failed to back up last night [03:58]
db my condolences [03:58]
[twisti] i wish i could be more outraged, but it was my job to deal with the backups, so im not entirely without blame [03:58]
sonOfRa I like my colleagues. Got to nerd out on crypto-ish topics yesterday :D [03:58]
selckin my coworker named his new project "plugin" and it annoys me unreasonably [03:59]
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fotato sup, muh huggaz. [04:17]
fotato Faux: you should get him to try working here. sad lol. [04:18]
sonOfRa fotato! [04:21]
fotato sonOfRa. [04:24]
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fotato how are you? [04:26]
fotato i like golang's insistence on docstring compatible comments for all exported functions. naturally everyone coding simply adds `// FunctionName ...` [04:27]
fotato >Specifically look for the following attributes: [Insert desired attributes here] [04:33]
fotato thanks HR, really preparing me well for this interview [04:33]
sonOfRa fotato: you are specifically looking for tig ol bitties [04:34]
fotato Well this person probably doesn?t have those [04:44]
fotato Given their expressly male hinting name [04:44]
Faux selckin: Why not "new-plugin"? [04:51]
sonOfRa fotato: well then they're obviously not hired. [04:59]
fotato i'm a little confused that his resume says he was a devloiper for 5 years at <place> but LI endorsement from <place> is glowing.... but for a TPM role [05:00]
fotato developer* [05:00]
fotato so like, that's more likely to make me not hire. [05:01]
sonOfRa TPM? [05:01]
sonOfRa I mean surely he wasn't a trusted platform module [05:02]
fotato technical project manager [05:02]
sonOfRa ah [05:02]
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sonOfRa https://twitter.com/waitbutwhy/status/1194852290114523137 ye gods. [05:09]
sonOfRa sonOfRa's title: "Tim Urban on Twitter: "Wikipedia: "The" was never pronounced or spelled "ye" in Old English. The confusion, seen in the common stock phrase "ye olde," derives from the use of the character thorn () in abbreviations of the word "the", which..." [05:09]
fotato https://www.engadget.com/2019/11/13/motorola-razr-foldable-hands-on-preview-2019/ hey look a foldable device that actually makes sense [05:09]
fotato fotato's title: "Motorola's revived RAZR is a fashion-forward foldable | Engadget" [05:09]
sonOfRa fotato: right? That phone actually looks good [05:09]
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sonOfRa Huh, why does https://docs.oracle.com/javase/7/docs/api/java/nio/channels/FileChannel.html#lock(long,%20long,%20boolean) throw an exception instead of *waiting* when the current VM already holds a lock for the file? [05:15]
sonOfRa oh wait, other channel [05:15]
acuzio morning ladies [05:18]
sonOfRa acuzio. [05:18]
acuzio sonOfRa: [05:18]
fotato acuzio. [05:19]
acuzio fotato: [05:19]
fotato i saw WAR WHORES last night. it was a bit weird, there were basically zero whores? [05:25]
fotato but i think the dude had a bit of a fetish for equestrianism [05:25]
Faux sonOfRa: Presumably because reentrant locks are harder than non-reentrant locks and they're defaulting to mirroring some worst case underlying system. I don't know what posix flock does and the man page doesn't say. [05:25]
sonOfRa unfortunate [05:25]
Faux That's funny, it works on my machine. https://paste.debian.net/1116167/ [05:28]
sonOfRa I bet it's the lowest common denominator [05:29]
sonOfRa Maybe windows file locking works differently [05:29]
sonOfRa tl;dr I wanna write this function, but thread-safe: https://gist.github.com/sonOfRa/c246b5ef84776691d6bb088fb59aa73d [05:29]
sonOfRa which is... hard, if not actually impossible [05:29]
[twisti] sonOfRa: cant you .create and check if it returns an error ? [05:37]
Faux sonOfRa: Uh. O_CREAT exists specifically for this purpose. [05:37]
Faux See literally any tempfile implementation. [05:37]
sonOfRa I had some reason in my mind why that specifically doesn't work, but I don't remember what it was [05:37]
Faux NFS LOL [05:38]
sonOfRa I was very likely wrong [05:38]
acuzio so I is want this : https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2019/11/moto-razr-2019-is-official-a-foldable-smartphone-with-no-display-crease/ [05:50]
acuzio i always loved the folding design - its just cooler [05:50]
acuzio however this is fucking 1500 dollars ; i cant fucking afford that [05:51]
Faux ^ literally can [05:51]
acuzio Literally cant . [05:52]
sonOfRa I doubt that very much [05:52]
sonOfRa Hell, *I* could afford that [05:52]
Faux Sell one of your houses, then you will be able to afford it. [05:52]
acuzio yeah right [05:52]
acuzio Let me put it this way - , i am behind on my AMEX credit card bill [05:53]
acuzio So no i cant [05:53]
Faux Ouch, that's very painful. [05:53]
acuzio And i can tell you why i am behind on the fucking bill as well - Expenses [05:53]
Faux Is credit card interest expensable, I wonder? [05:53]
Faux I expensed the card fees I incurred because I used the wrong card while travelling once. [05:54]
fotato i have decided i'm a huge fan of these airpod pros [05:55]
Faux I was going to try and have a No Splurge November but a load of yearly renewals came up so I've spent like £300 on hosting and domains, which hasn't helped. [05:55]
fotato s/lur/oo/ [05:55]
Faux NO [05:55]
acuzio My management changed so the expenses got stuck in fucking nowhere land and the bill for the month of September 2019 is close to 10K ; i dont have that kind of cash lying around [05:55]
fotato i dont understand how you dont. [05:55]
acuzio Because i am not rich [05:56]
fotato literally false. [05:56]
Faux He invested it all in instant access asian ETFs and doesn't want to take the money out. [05:56]
acuzio My mortgages alone per month come to 6K [05:56]
acuzio I have no fucking money to invest [05:56]
fotato lucky you for affording that? [05:56]
Faux Mortgages on properties which are not in negative equity. [05:56]
Faux I'm being nice to acuzio so he doesn't have another breakdown. [05:57]
acuzio Faux: one of them is breaking even but the rest are all positive [05:57]
acuzio The Asian ETF that i do have is down 10% [05:57]
acuzio Cause Tencent, Alibaba are both doing really bad [05:58]
Faux Yes, but it is equivalent to cash. It would be cheaper to take money of that, than to pay amex. [05:58]
Faux And to use it to buy that phone. [05:58]
Faux Is what I meant. [05:58]
Faux I have the same problem, I have some "investment" ETFs and no cash account anymore, so I'm technically cash poor, but (assuming ETFs don't stop working) am not really instant access cash poor. [05:58]
acuzio i guess so - i am a little iffy about taking money out of ETFs [05:58]
Faux Psychologically, or worried about tax? In the UK, you can BED'N'BREAKFAST the tax laws. [05:59]
sonOfRa So I don't know a lot about investing, but if... they are doing badly. Do you expect them to not do badly soon? [05:59]
acuzio sonOfRa: yes [05:59]
sonOfRa fair enough then [05:59]
Faux sonOfRa: Warren Buffet's RULE ONE of investing is "never lose money"; you never crystalise your loss if you aren't dying. [05:59]
acuzio this ^^^ [06:00]
sonOfRa Faux: the only thing I learned was basically "concept of loss is irrelevant", if you expect something to perform badly, that is when you get out, rather than fidgeting about how much money you made or lost with it [06:00]
sonOfRa But since acuzio is expecting the asset to perform better soon, then eh [06:01]
Faux For tracker funds etc. everyone assumes they're just going to go up by at least inflation forever, which has held over a 10 year period for every year since like 1899. [06:01]
Faux So getting out of one and into another, just because it's locally down, is not ideal. [06:01]
sonOfRa Yeah, if that's the expectation, that's fair [06:01]
sonOfRa to infinity, AND BEYOND [06:02]
acuzio Tracker Funds keep pace with inflation (if nothing else) and so you go in and stay in over long periods of time. My entire investing philosophy is just that. [06:04]
Faux You should be seeing inflation +5% if you want to retire. :P [06:05]
acuzio For someone who worked exclusively in finance I have very little knowledge of active investing. [06:05]
acuzio Faux: True that [06:05]
acuzio I just do a simple thing with regards to investing : a_ Get exposure to countries/regions that i think will appreciate via long-term holdings b_ Outsource the investing to places like Vanguard and their equivalent c_ Buy properties (wherever i can) as a retirement fund [06:07]
acuzio Thats really it [06:07]
Faux Yup. [06:09]
Faux Except if you are doing that you don't get to complain about not having any easy-access cash (b), or accessible wealth (c). [06:09]
acuzio well yeah i dont have easy access to cash [06:10]
acuzio these are not mutually exclusive things you know [06:10]
Faux points at (b). [06:19]
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acuzio i suppose [06:24]
sonOfRa Apparently the judge has thrown out my complaint against the search. Will know more later once I have the full letter in my hands. [06:45]
sonOfRa Bets on whether the judge who signed the warrant is the same one that declared the warrant legal? [06:47]
Faux I wouldn't actually assume that that was instant death; judges are pretty famous for, y'know, judging. [06:50]
sonOfRa heh, other channel, after me posting the same there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL8chWFuM-s [06:51]
sonOfRa sonOfRa's title: "The Clash - I Fought the Law (Official Video)" [06:51]
sonOfRa I'll have to asses financials now that the first instance is probably over, but I'm willing to take this all the way to supreme court if necessary [06:51]
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fotato considers lending acuzio ten grand at 50% of whatever Amex?s insane rate is [07:23]
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whaley sells knockoff japanese designer jeans to acuzio [08:03]
fotato We are the 1% [08:05]
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fotato Whaley! [08:06]
whaley \o/ [08:06]
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sonOfRa Well, that's that then. [09:04]
fotato ? [09:05]
sonOfRa The court has decided that the search of my apartment was valid, their reasoning for it doesn't actually take into account 3 of the 4 points of the complaint. It refutes one of the points on a shady basis, and makes the judgment that the search was legal on that point alone [09:05]
fotato hm [09:05]
sonOfRa There is no further recourse that can be taken, the court in question is the highest instance in this case [09:05]
fotato welp [09:05]
sonOfRa Gonna have to pay court fees (probably 100? or less though). [09:06]
fotato freeone3000: Red Rocks. May 6. King Gizz. 3hr set. [09:06]
sonOfRa The thing that pisses me off the most is this: [09:07]
sonOfRa For a search warrant, there's the actual warrant, and "legal copies" [09:07]
sonOfRa The actual search warrant (which I never got, only a copy), has to contain a) the crime the suspect is accused of and b) thorough reasoning as to why the warrant is likely to yield results [09:08]
sonOfRa The copy I got did not contain these, and that was part of our complaint. Apparently it is legal to give me just the copy and withhold the actual reasons [09:08]
dreamreal sonOfRa: sounds like they're protecting the system itself [09:09]
sonOfRa And that was the *only* point of the warrant the court refutes, the other 3 points in our complaint they ignored [09:09]
dreamreal we ran into that on a muuuuuch smaller case [09:09]
fotato wait, someone bought DICKER [09:10]
fotato https://techcrunch.com/2019/11/13/mirantis-acquires-docker-enterprise/ [09:10]
dreamreal "Mirantis will keep the Docker Enterprise brand alive, though, which will surely not create any confusion." [09:11]
freeone3000 fotato: NICE [09:16]
fotato imma go [09:16]
freeone3000 fotato: 6.99%! It's insanity! [09:16]
fotato ? [09:17]
freeone3000 "whatever AMEX's insane rate is" [09:17]
fotato uh [09:17]
fotato it's muich higher than that [09:17]
freeone3000 ...that's the rate they keep offering ME every time I try to pay my bill [09:17]
sonOfRa Makes me so fucking angry that I literally can't do anything about this now anymore simply because the fucking court decided to simply not even read our complaint properly [09:17]
fotato i got opted into the 'it's not a credit card but you can maybe pay some purchases later at an insane rate because you can't do money, right' thing they have [09:18]
fotato i think it's something like 18% [09:18]
freeone3000 so, credit card. [09:18]
fotato Not a Credit Card [09:18]
fotato it's stupid i dunno [09:18]
freeone3000 right, it's a charge card and corresponding loan product [09:18]
freeone3000 ugh they just also offer credit cards now [09:18]
freeone3000 so I don't know why they're so insistent [09:18]
fotato yeah amex are confusing [09:19]
sonOfRa Only upshot is that my lawyer is not going to accept any payment from me for this case [09:19]
fotato that's good of him [09:20]
fotato or her [09:22]
fotato freeone3000: 'imagizzhead' for presale code. [09:22]
Faux Classic node. Obvious code is horribly buggy. No sane workaround, except copy-pasting stuff out of the docs into UTILITIES.JS. [09:24]
fotato common.js [09:24]
db sonOfRa: the thing is, in germany, police could just break into your appartment without warrant and still use evidence they find. that's why they don't care. [09:25]
db sonOfRa: German cops are careless for this very reason - because there is no recourse. [09:26]
db in the US for instance, you can not use evidence which was gained in an illegal way, as far as I know [09:26]
selckin thats quite rare [09:28]
selckin one of the only countries that has that [09:28]
db yet it totally makes sense... [09:28]
KekSi i doubt that's legal [09:38]
sonOfRa KekSi: well [09:41]
sonOfRa It is [09:41]
sonOfRa Because the court has said so [09:41]
KekSi to use illegally obtained evidence in court? [09:42]
sonOfRa oh, that [09:42]
sonOfRa Yes that is totally legal [09:42]
sonOfRa https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zufallsfund [09:42]
db KekSi: yes. [09:42]
KekSi the breaking & entering part would obviously have their own implications & job loss following [09:42]
db of course, yes [09:42]
db but they do it more subtle [09:42]
sonOfRa They've gotten a bit better about "Gefahr im Verzug" breaking and entering without a warrant, but judges will (case in point: my case) sign just about any warrant [09:43]
KekSi yeah, that last bit is the bigger problem tbh [09:43]
sonOfRa And when you complain, they'll ignore 3/4 of your complaint, and rule the complaint invalid because 1 of the points didn't apply, while all the others did :D [09:44]
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sonOfRa Can someone here recommend me a good irish or scottish single malt? I happen to know my lawyer likes that stuff, and if he won't accept money, at least he'll probably except a good spirit. [10:16]
fotato sonOfRa: yellow spot [10:16]
fotato reasonably priced [10:17]
fotato if you wanna go more, we can look at options [10:17]
fotato you know what _kind_ of whiskey he prefers? [10:17]
sonOfRa sadly not [10:17]
sonOfRa I realize this makes it as difficult as asking for "a good wine", but hey. [10:17]
KekSi well.. that's very hard then [10:17]
KekSi what budget then? [10:18]
fotato yellow spot hits a lot of novelty factors (sherried, irish, actually good) that is makes for a good gifting one [10:18]
sonOfRa Yellow spot already looks pretty good at 55?. Maybe not above 75?? [10:18]
fotato if you can track down the latest release of aberlour's a'bunadh? [10:19]
fotato amusingly the last time i bought a bottle it was sold out in the UK, but i found it lurking in a whiskey shop in my sister's city in greece [10:19]
KekSi one of my novelty favourites is the irishman founder's reserve (same as yllow spot by the description) [10:19]
fotato when doing a booze run for a friend's wedding. [10:19]
KekSi ticks the same boxes is what i mean [10:19]
sonOfRa There's a decent whiskey shop not far from here I'll check out what they have [10:20]
KekSi the distillery is still quite young therefor it's not *that* expensive yet at around 45EUR [10:20]
fotato founder's reserve is p good yeah [10:20]
KekSi if you want a really good (actually german one) check hammerschmiede's the journey [10:20]
fotato i also have some red spot, but i'm yet to actually try it [10:20]
fotato green spot is meh [10:21]
KekSi glen els the journey (that's what it's called) [10:21]
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KekSi around 50 a bottle aswell (at whisky.de) [10:21]
KekSi my personal favorite for some reason i really like that one [10:21]
KekSi but then i like fruitier ones in general (as in most irish rather than scotch whiskys) [10:22]
fotato um [10:22]
fotato speyside, sherried. [10:22]
fotato pretty much all the speyside whiskeys will be somewhat fruity [10:22]
sonOfRa excellent, that's already a few to choose from. Thanks! [10:22]
fotato the islay ones are the smoky fuckers [10:23]
KekSi yup but in general i'd point to scotland for smokier ones and ireland for fruitier ones (if nothing else then because ireland imports most of it's casks from the US - since there used to be only like 3 big distilleries left until a couple of years ago) [10:24]
fotato that's.... really wrong but okay [10:24]
freeone3000 sweeter, mild ones are also bourbons. [10:27]
KekSi anyhow im going home [10:28]
freeone3000 sonOfRa: MacAllen 12 is moderately expensive and very, very good for the price. [10:28]
freeone3000 But it's also kind of boring [10:28]
KekSi sadly the greek postdoc girl is in hannover until saturday while heavily hinting at what she wants me to do when she gets back [10:29]
freeone3000 oh no so sad [10:29]
sonOfRa weekend surprise trip to hannover, obviously [10:30]
KekSi no, she has so much work to do that that'd be a shitty idea [10:30]
freeone3000 suggest back? I guess the kids call it 'sexting'? [10:31]
fotato SUGGEST DEEZ [10:31]
fotato i mean DOZE [10:32]
sonOfRa no, actually suggest DEEZ [10:32]
sonOfRa way funnier that way [10:32]
freeone3000 someone on reddit actually asked "but what is bofa deez?" [10:32]
KekSi has to finish a paper (in review) [10:33]
KekSi and then nail down her thesis on the topics of her last couple of papers published papers [10:33]
sonOfRa nail eh [10:33]
sonOfRa NAIL DEEZ [10:33]
KekSi yes [10:33]
sonOfRa Not into that, but if you are, you do you :D [10:34]
freeone3000 Yeah. Like. Texting a girl is weird (for me). [10:34]
KekSi oh yeah, i haven't just suggested, i told her quite explicitly what's going to happen and since her meme & emoji game is on fleek as the cool kids say [10:34]
KekSi i'll just have to wait [10:34]
freeone3000 Because I could be bored, and send a text, and get a reply within *minutes* [10:34]
freeone3000 Even if she's like. At work. Or busy. Or whatever. This does *not* happen when I text guys. [10:35]
freeone3000 Man I wish my emoji game was on fleek. [10:35]
KekSi i think 80% of my contacts actually text back within the hour and at least 40% within a minute :x [10:35]
KekSi but there's always those that either never reply or reply like 3 days later to the question "hey, beers later?" :E [10:36]
freeone3000 I get same-day replies from everyone with my phone number. [10:37]
freeone3000 But not like. Within minutes. That's just weird. [10:37]
KekSi really depends on the person -- those working in office jobs? most seem to not mute their phones and reply immediately [10:37]
KekSi she's often in the lab working with rats and has to hazmat-suit up first or something [10:38]
fotato you've never had like [10:39]
fotato a semirealtime sms chat with someone? [10:39]
gurrkiin none of my friends even use sms anymore.. Easier to reach them via facebook messenger [10:40]
KekSi whatsapp.. 99% of ppl i know [10:40]
fotato 'sms' being 'generic phone chat thing' [10:40]
KekSi like 2 ppl use fb messenger and it's a fucking drag [10:41]
freeone3000 fotato: FBM *sometimes* [10:41]
fotato s/a fucking/fucking a/ [10:41]
freeone3000 like everyone I know just replies to the last message when they see it, which is usually hours or sometimes days later [10:41]
freeone3000 I may have bad texting habits [10:41]
fotato i used to get super quick responses from a friend of mine but he seems to have resorted to passive aggressive messages pretending he doesn't remember me [10:41]
fotato LOUD STARING [10:41]
KekSi yeah fbm is like.. reply within a week or never [10:41]
KekSi because hardly anyone seem to have that installed [10:42]
KekSi or use it [10:42]
freeone3000 like everyone I talk to on it has it installed it's just like it's also where my group chats live so there's no way it's getting notifications [10:42]
KekSi SMS i pretty much never use -- the last person i used to send SMS to was my dad and even *he* moved to whatsapp this year (finally) [10:42]
KekSi now off [10:43]
KekSi laters o// [10:43]
freeone3000 my dad's on signal, my dad's wife's on whatsapp, my mom's on text because apps are too confusing, some friends are on discord, my magic friends are on fbm, my dinner/board games group is also on fbm, my ballet friends I have on telegram, and the girl I'm seeing I'm texting [10:43]
freeone3000 and kik for ... purposes. [10:44]
freeone3000 I also have a snapchat but the only people I've ever talked to on it are tindr bots so whatever [10:44]
gurrkiin i like signal, but i integrated it with my SMS app and had a LOT of messages not reach my sister because she didnt install it on a new phone and Signal saw she was registered and sending everything through Signal.. [10:47]
gurrkiin I'd get texts, and then text back but she'd never reply then [10:47]
gurrkiin about a year of this until we figured it [10:47]
freeone3000 no double-check? or was the old phone still on? [10:48]
gurrkiin not sure, she sold the old phone so i presume it was wiped at some point [10:49]
freeone3000 (aww I got a kissy-face emoji. an emoji from this decade! she's making an effort to connect to the youths!) [10:49]
freeone3000 gurrkiin: double-check is on your end. single-black-check is sent-through-signal, double-black-check is sent-through-signal-and-read-receipt [10:49]
freeone3000 which is actually a receipt-receipt, but whatever [10:50]
freeone3000 if you get the first but not the second, something Went Wrong and you're supposed to fix it out of band [10:50]
gurrkiin ah right [10:51]
gurrkiin yea single black check [10:51]
gurrkiin i dunno why but i was fighting the adoption of emojis for a while [10:53]
gurrkiin was adamantly sticking to my classic :P :) :o faces [10:53]
gurrkiin emojis are far superior though, much more expressive [10:53]
freeone3000 It was a bit of a dig, since we *both* grew up on text-mode chat pre-emoji. Texting like we're on AIM still [10:57]
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freeone3000 Okay so when you do a date and time, could you *please please* allow me to specify a timezone, or specify that it's in UTC? [11:07]
freeone3000 or if it's in local, say it's in local? like you don't have to actually fix your system to accomodate international users (or even ... users slightly east of you), just make sure we're all on the same page as to what '1:00 pm' means [11:08]
acuzio So i went to the gym tgoday [11:12]
acuzio today even and i am now tired and feeling like i should have stayed home [11:14]
acuzio Faux: BTW , i hear that its going to rain in the UK (why this is news is beyond me) [11:15]
fotato it's going to rain in the UK? [11:15]
fotato this statement is 100% true. [11:15]
acuzio I know - ., for some reason this is apparently a bit more [11:18]
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freeone3000 huh. google fit says I'm not losing weight. I'm losing body fat, clearly, but my weight is holding constant. [11:30]
freeone3000 I guess I'll just be six feet tall, 200 pounds forever. [11:30]
tang^ pretty much [11:30]
Faux Pro wrestler physique I hope. [11:31]
acuzio The Big Show [11:31]
Faux Wait, you actually live in a reasonable country, so I'm allowed to bully you about archaic units. [11:31]
freeone3000 "pro wrestler" describes so many people. [11:32]
freeone3000 Faux: Fine! 183cm and 200 lbs. [11:32]
Faux freeone3000 as THE UNDERTAKER. [11:32]
Faux um [11:32]
freeone3000 Haha jokes on you. Canada. [11:32]
tang^ 96kg [11:32]
Faux If you are mocking the UK, we use stone olol. [11:32]
freeone3000 No we legit will mix units willy-nilly. [11:32]
tang^ maybe you weirdos out east do [11:32]
freeone3000 https://twitter.com/kristadb1/status/1169260407258673152?lang=en [11:32]
freeone3000 freeone3000's title: "Krista D. Ball aims to misbehave on Twitter: "How to measure things if you are a Canadian. pic.twitter.com/bDbfKUHs23"" [11:32]
fotato freeone3000: same thing happened to me when i started seriously dieting and exercising. weight steady, clothes suddenly fitting way better [11:33]
acuzio Oh freeone3000 i hear that Toronto has had 6 cm of snow [11:33]
freeone3000 acuzio: MONTREAL has 20 yesterday and 10 today. [11:33]
fotato why is acuzio obsessed with things fallign from the sky [11:33]
fotato is he flying? [11:34]
freeone3000 He knows what city I live in. He quoted the wrong city's snowfall to me. [11:34]
fotato yeah but also london and rain [11:34]
acuzio I sort of know that freeone3000 is in Canada so just assumed Toronto [11:34]
freeone3000 fotato: Like it's not even a shape change. I just have pecs instead of moobs. [11:34]
fotato acuzio: that's racist yo [11:34]
freeone3000 He's statistically correct. [11:35]
fotato freeone3000: congrats i guess? [11:35]
freeone3000 You're welcome! [11:35]
acuzio freeone3000: so no moobs ? [11:35]
freeone3000 acuzio: Muscle now. [11:35]
acuzio those are the sexiest parts .. or so i am told [11:35]
acuzio the moobs [11:35]
freeone3000 We'll see what my the girl I'm seeing says. [11:36]
acuzio Male Asian wearing dark clothing and shooting [11:36]
dreamreal oh you've graduated to girls? [11:36]
dreamreal runs [11:36]
acuzio freeone3000: are you not married and have a kid ? [11:36]
freeone3000 acuzio: Very much no. [11:36]
fotato lats also [11:37]
acuzio oh,.. [11:37]
freeone3000 my lats are surprisingly good, like, they just popped into definition with like zero effort. [11:37]
fotato freeone3000 is probably the biggest slag in the channel rn [11:38]
acuzio so who is married and has a kid and is a student as well [11:38]
fotato in a good way [11:38]
fotato you, acuzio [11:38]
dreamreal I'm married and have three kids! [11:38]
dreamreal two of whom are fully-functioning adults fsvo "fully functioning" [11:38]
fotato heartbeat, brain activity [11:39]
sonOfRa God, I hate the ticket resale market [11:39]
fotato sonOfRa: cashortrade.org [11:39]
acuzio no not you dreamreal [11:39]
sonOfRa Not in Germany [11:39]
sonOfRa Only scalpers here [11:40]
acuzio so who am i thinking of [11:40]
sonOfRa Was going to go for a concert here in Bremen, all tickets sold out after 3 seconds [11:40]
sonOfRa viagogo tixwaves etc already selling at 300% markup [11:40]
fotato they'll drop as time passes [11:40]
acuzio Berlin Clubs sonOfRa [11:40]
fotato i've bought tickets on stubhub below fast ~1hr before doors [11:40]
fotato below *face [11:40]
fotato sonOfRa: https://open.spotify.com/track/1bJRGgkcyQHXrnBRFCpaDb this is _so good_ [11:41]
fotato fotato's title: "Epic, a song by Shovels & Rope, Lera Lynn on Spotify" [11:41]
fotato acuzio: what the flying fuck do berlin clubs have to do with sold out rock concerts in bremen? [11:42]
acuzio fotato: i am asking him to goto clubs in Berlin [11:42]
sonOfRa Never been to berlin [11:42]
acuzio is very cool [11:43]
acuzio My favorite German city [11:43]
fotato berlin is pretty fucking cool to be fair [11:43]
sonOfRa Doesn't help that they decided to sell the tickets on their own website, without any sort of captcha in the most easily automatable way [11:43]
fotato lolz [11:43]
sonOfRa "To prevent scalpers" [11:43]
fotato what band? [11:43]
sonOfRa Die Ärzte [11:43]
fotato the arse./ [11:43]
sonOfRa hurr [11:44]
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acuzio BTW , i got caught at LGW carrying 2 joints [11:44]
fotato gg [11:44]
fotato i'd get deported for that. [11:45]
freeone3000 how the fuck is acuzio so bad at drugs [11:45]
sonOfRa why would you carry drugs into the airport [11:45]
fotato freeone3000: s/drugs/literally every thing/ [11:45]
acuzio I wasnt planning to carry drugs into the airport i had it in my luggage and forgot [11:46]
acuzio the dog caught me [11:46]
sonOfRa m( [11:46]
fotato i honestly thought they dogs weren't being trained to sniff out weed anymore [11:47]
acuzio must be my bad luck [11:47]
freeone3000 you *forgot* you had drugs in your luggage. must be your bad luck. [11:47]
freeone3000 how are you not arrested [11:48]
acuzio I use weed to sleep so sometimes carry a bag or a small joint [11:48]
fotato ok 1 use cbd it's pretty much legal everywhere and you can get pills in bottles that dogs wont smell [11:49]
fotato 2 what the fuck [11:49]
fotato 3 what happened did they just make you toss it or what [11:49]
acuzio yeah they took me to a secondary room , did a full search , the guy looked at the 2 pitiful joint one of which was partially smoked and said "You know this is illegal sir" [11:50]
acuzio I told him that i use it to sleep [11:50]
fotato while trying not to smile [11:50]
freeone3000 (1) you still can't fly with CBD internationally [11:52]
dreamreal You shoudl have told him you use it so you're more pleasant to talk to. That way they'd look at you and wonder why you didn't smoke a lot more. [11:52]
fotato rekt. [11:52]
acuzio After some talking to , i said "So what do i do now, should i give it to you£ [11:52]
acuzio He looked and said "Sir are you trying to bribe me" [11:52]
fotato hahahah [11:52]
sonOfRa lmao [11:52]
dreamreal ... with two joints? [11:53]
fotato dude was probably having so much fun with you [11:53]
freeone3000 oh man that's gold [11:53]
acuzio yes thank you dreamreal [11:53]
fotato dreamreal: 1 and a half joints [11:53]
dreamreal well, yeah, a joint and a roach [11:54]
dreamreal verrrrry compelling [11:54]
sonOfRa man today just has not been my day [11:54]
fotato look at you using lingo [11:54]
dreamreal hey, I was a stoner back in the day [11:54]
fotato sonOfRa: it wasn't the drug dude's either! [11:54]
dreamreal You could trace my drug usage with my GPA. When it was higher: I was stoned. [11:54]
sonOfRa at least drug dude didn't get his constitutional rights violated and then told it was legal [11:54]
sonOfRa without recourse or any possibility of appeal [11:54]
fotato we dont know how the story ended [11:55]
fotato there may have been probing! [11:55]
sonOfRa true [11:55]
acuzio sonOfRa: i am most certainly not "drug dude" [11:55]
sonOfRa you are now [11:55]
fotato well acuzio [11:55]
fotato dont leave us hanging [11:55]
sonOfRa You're a dude as far as we all know [11:55]
acuzio its fucking 2 .. ok one and a half joint [11:55]
sonOfRa You had drugs [11:55]
sonOfRa -> drug dude [11:55]
fotato did he accept thebribe or did you have to give him a blowie too ? [11:55]
dreamreal sonOfRa: maybe he USED to be a dude [11:56]
acuzio i said "I was just trying to understand what to do now" [11:56]
fotato dreamreal: or drugs! [11:56]
fotato acuzio: is that when he undid his belt? [11:56]
dreamreal fotato: well... the possibility of acuzio being a former dude is a lot higher than the possibility of acuzio being former drugs [11:57]
dreamreal ... with all due respect, you fucking moron [11:58]
fotato hey [11:58]
fotato you know what [11:58]
fotato that's just your opinion, man [11:58]
fotato *I* could be a sentient blob of black tar heroin and you wouldnt even _know_ [11:59]
acuzio No , he brought out a yellow color bin and said "Please dispose the materials in here" [11:59]
dreamreal fotato: I'd know if you were sentient [11:59]
fotato okay i set myself up for that. [12:00]
dreamreal you really did :) [12:00]
fotato https://cdn1.thr.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/768x433/2019/04/biglebowski1998_25-h_2019.jpg [12:00]
acuzio He then escorted me to the exit and said "Please do not carry prohibited materials again" and that was that [12:01]
acuzio I went to the train station and caught the train and well here i am [12:02]
dreamreal bummer [12:02]
dreamreal I mean, uh, good [12:02]
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sonOfRa acuzio: you have light skin, I'm guessing [12:05]
acuzio sonOfRa: yes [12:06]
sonOfRa well, since those tickets are sold out, I guess I'm gonna buy Iron Maiden/Disturbed/Airbourne [12:07]
sonOfRa Those are inexplicably not sold out yet even though presale started earlier this week [12:08]
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acuzio BTW , i got my expenses paid as well [12:09]
acuzio So , its not been all bad [12:09]
acuzio 8K worth of expenses paid off [12:09]
waz light travel eh? :) [12:10]
acuzio nice [12:10]
waz I just got a 6.7k reimbursement today [12:10]
acuzio The whole expenses shebang is now harder than before . a) They have mandated that all flights need to be booked via a separate card thats only online i.e. we dont have the card its on the site b) Re-imbursements are now only done 2 days in a month c) The management chain for expense re-imbursement is insane [12:12]
acuzio the biggest problem with a) is that i have had 2 instances where the ticket is shown as booked , you land at the airport and there is no fucking booking and they cant tell you anything cause you on-site do not have the mode of payment [12:13]
acuzio so you book a full price ticket at the airport - fuck knows why they now do this [12:14]
waz my flights are all put on someone else's credit card [12:21]
waz Hotels are usually on me [12:21]
waz but expenses are easy here [12:21]
acuzio i bet you are _not_ using ConcurSolutions [12:30]
acuzio Its hard enough and we have to use the worlds worst fucking expense solution [12:30]
whaley concur is not that bad [12:34]
acuzio May be i am missing some functionality - is it possible to upload a shit load of receipts (without the emailing crap) at the same time? [12:34]
whaley acuzio: no idea. I just take pictures of the receipts on the concur phone app [12:35]
acuzio whaley: oh yeah thats a way to do it , except it fucks up the currency [12:35]
whaley don't travel internationally, duh. [12:35]
acuzio yes thanks whaley [12:35]
acuzio thats the way to do it [12:35]
whaley are you even going to be able to leave after BORIS JOHNSON BREXIT [12:41]
fotato Bojit [12:59]
acuzio whaley: the answer is nobody knows [01:25]
fotato Well I have my green card now so at least I can go back to and stay in Soviet Trumpia [01:27]
acuzio IMMGRUNT stealing our jerbs [01:28]
fotato Literally true now! Apart from the stealing part. They tried to replace me with an American! I have a certificate saying they couldn?t! [01:30]
ron morning [01:34]
acuzio fotato: we dont care ., you are still stealing our jerbs [01:37]
fotato And your joints. [01:38]
acuzio and that as well [01:38]
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freeone3000 okay, girl likes me. [04:52]
Faux D [04:53]
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fotato RR gizz ticket purchased. [06:10]
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db colleague built unit tests where he asserts on the result "isNotEmpt()" and then "hasSize(1)" [08:15]
db *isNotEmpty() [08:16]
db I mean I guess he's being thorough. [08:16]
db and paid by the kLOC. [08:16]
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